A Few Words About Me

ELVIS interviews Marc Schoenberger

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ELVIS: How old are you?
Marc: Good question ...
Elvis: Thank you ...thank you very, very much ...
Marc: Um ... I’m 42???
ELVIS: How long have you been working on guitars?
Marc: Well ... I fixed my first guitar when I was 11, it was my sisters. I broke it while she was away at Girl Scout camp. Well I didn’t really break it ... the bridge came off while I was playing it.
ELVIS:How many Nationals have you worked on?
Marc: Thousands
ELVIS: BULLS**T!
Marc: No really, I’ve built and repaired thousands of Nationals. Heck ... I used to work at National ...
ELVIS: Head of some fancy department no doubt ...
Marc:Well yeah ... head of assembly... plus I did lots of other stuff there too.
ELVIS: Cool!
Marc: No man ... YOU got to play with Scotty Moore ... now thats cool!
ELVIS: Thank you ... thank you very, very much ...
Marc: STOP THAT!
ELVIS: Sorry...
Marc: Can we talk about me some more?
ELVIS : Go right ahead ...
Marc: You’re not very good at this ...
ELVIS : Hey I’m the King ... how good does it have to be?
Marc: Good point ...
ELVIS: Do you have any pets?
Marc: Um ... no
Elvis: Why not?
Marc:Um ... I don’t know ... they might break or something and I only fix musical instruments. So I never got one ...
Elvis: Hmmmmmmm ...
Marc: Look this isn’t going too well ... you want to get lunch?
ELVIS: I’m buying!
Marc: You are the KING!

To be continued ...